Bettie is absolutely Speechless!
She just can't believe that you haven't signed up for the Mourned By Flies Newsletter yet.

What the hell could you possibly be waiting for?

e-mail us at mournedbyfliesnews@gmail .com with the subject "ADD ME" and we'll do just that.

For those of you that have signed up at past shows and have not received any e-mails please send us an "ADD ME"" e-mail to the address listed above. Occasionally due to overwhelming excitement, too much alcohol or what-have-you, some folks handwriting isn't legible. We try to guess as best we can at the scribbles, and we usually get responses from the "mailerdaemon" that an address is invalid or doesn't exist. If you think that this scenario may apply to you please let us know. For those of you that this does not apply to, keep reading...

This handy dandy little newsletter will help keep you informed of all the cool things that this band can get its paws on. Upcoming shows, progress on the upcoming new album, new merchandise availability even the occational map to a hard to find venue. The coolest part is its absolutely free! So sign up, sign your friends up (if you sign up a friend, which we highly encourage by the way, be sure to include their email address in the message), sign your folks up, sign up your neighbors and anyone else you can think of, it'll be great. That way you'll be at a cool show with 500 of you best friends. That sounds like the best show ever! You could also cancel the newsletter at any time, not that you would want to though, cuz that would be a totally lame move.....

If you would like to contact us about artwork or anything else for that matter you can do so with the same address. We'll reply as soon as possible.

If you send us spam, we'll send you the dark overlords of Xerxoin 8 (alpha sector d). They're tough son's a bitches. In fact I don't think that its even legal for me to describe what they might do to a spammer so I'd just skip the whole spam angle if I were you.